Okay, so it's never going to win a Best Logo prize judged by anyone above the age of six but a mere glimpse at the photo gallery suggests a course that is progressing by going backwards - to days when courses blended into the landscape, instead of the other way round.
There is a wonderful sense of space about the course, as its website explains:
"Strategic design along with the sheer breadth of the property enabled [architect David] Esler to design golf holes that have unusually wide fairways that give players of varying abilities several risk/reward options off the tee. In essence, the more a player risks in terms of hitting his tee shot in the direction of a primary hazard (water, prairie grass, fescue, wetlands, bunkers, etc) the greater his reward – i.e. a second shot that provides a better angle of approach to the green, better visibility of the next shot, and/or a shorter approach to the green."So why do I also wince a little at the news of Black Sheep's award? Because the club that has gone back to the future in so many good ways - no housing, no hotel, no swimming pool, no tennis courts - has also opted for one bad one.
No women.
Black Sheep is men-only and if you want to read a pretty good example of someone damned by his own mouth, study club president Vince Solano's stab at defending the policy here:
"We're not the first all-male golf club in the Chicago area."
Ah yes; the old "but everyone does it" defence. Can we please bury this cop-out once and for all? Seventeen million Germans voted for the Nazi Party in 1933. That didn't make Fascism right.
"For us, it wasn't a sexist or political decision not to admit women; it was a business decision. With equity memberships costing $85,000 apiece, there simply wasn't a market for a golf-only club that women would join. In 1988 one of the courses we built was the Royal Fox Golf Club in St. Charles, Ill. Membership was "open" - in other words, a man or a woman could be the club member of record and have full privileges. In 12 years, only seven women had memberships, and the last I heard the club was down to three. That's not much of a market.All of which misses the point by a country mile. It's not that your club doesn't have much to offer women, Mr Solano; it's the fact that they don't get a choice to make their own mind up on the subject like men do."...We have few amenities, which probably wouldn't appeal to women. For example, if the ladies wanted to come out to the club for lunch or tea, well, we don't do that. All we have is a grill on the veranda and a refrigerator stocked with sandwiches."
Let me be clear on this. I don't recoil from men-only clubs out of deference to women. In fact I have little patience with women who can only moan about such places.
This is 2008 and I'm sure there are enough wealthy golfing businesswomen out there to fight fire with fire. Pool your resources, build a club to die for and then stick a huge sign over the main entrance that's visible for miles around:
'WELCOME TO ... LADIES GOLF CLUB. MEN ALSO WELCOME (THE MINUTE HELL FREEZES OVER)'Don't get mad, girls. Get even.
No, I sneer at men-only clubs because I've been there and done it. And it sucks.
For six hours, 10 years ago, I had temporary member status to watch a game at at Lord's Cricket Ground in London: the Yankee Stadium of Britain's summer game. While more enlightened times now pertain, the pavilion was strictly an adult male preserve back then and once the novelty of finding myself in the Vatican of world cricket had worn off, my abiding memory is of the crushing sterility of the place: fossilised ex-military types and the City/public school Old Boy network, side by side.
By four o'clock that afternoon, I would have gladly paid money to hear soft female laughter, or to see the glint in the eye of a five-year-old making imitation posterior noises with his armpit.
I learnt a lesson that day that has never left me - that women and children are the river that flows through an otherwise arid landscape of five o'clock shadow, stale breath and the murmured debate of a thousand offside flags.
Can't live with 'em; can't live without 'em. It's a cliche because it's true.
So, while I know it's testimony to the course, rather than the club, I am forced to shake my head and smile ruefully at Black Sheep's 'modern' accolade and at yet more classic foot-in-mouth wizardry from Vince Solano:
"Our course designer, David Esler...has provided our members [with] a pure golf experience reminiscent of a bygone era."
Amply aided and abetted by those who drew up the club constitution, it must be said.
And as for you, Golfweek: if there's an irony alarm in your office, I suspect the batteries need changing.





